11 August, 2006
Bad headwear happens to hot people
No, Matthew - enough with the bandanas. We've watched you cavorting with Jake Gyllenhaal and Lance Armstrong all summer and wrote it off as a phase you were going through. We saw evidence of the dodgy headgear sneaking into that shocker of a film, Failure to Launch, and let it pass when you made up for it with gratuitous six-pack shots. But now you've gone a step too far. Turquoise is not a colour to be worn by anyone with any testosterone in their system. Desist immediately.