28 August, 2006
Tyra, what were you thinking? You are one super hot momma, yet in this bronzed clingfilm dress, you look like you're expecting. This outfit makes me shudder on so many levels: from the odd, fake bondage shoulder strap, through the weird keyhole bodice, through the unflattering ruched effect over the tummy, to the quite awful fishtail. You're one of the original supermodels and would look great in a black binliner (to which this dress bears resemblance), so keep it simple!